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Wow. Newfound respect for Giants closer Brian Wilson. Comes on late-night TV in a captain’s suit, with a gimp action figure, slinging deadpan one-liners about Chuck Norris and “consensual” foot massages, dishing lewd baseball terms (“the dry hump”) players use when the cameras aren’t around. This is “Spaceman” Bill Lee-caliber shit. WE NEED MORE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYERS LIKE THIS.

(Source: barelysarcasm)

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